Ek ladki apni friend se:- kaisi rahi teri first date...???
friend:- bahut acchi,ladka kisi rahees ghar ka lagta hai...
ladki:- accha tujhe kaise pata...???
friend:- zab mujhe kiss karne mere,nazdeek aaya tab uske muh se "piyaaz" ki
smell aa rahi thi.