Ek hijde ko deshbhakti ka bada shonk thha, ek bar usne socha ki main bhi army join kar lu.
wo army ke sare test pass kar gaya par medical mein doctor bola.
doctor: “aapka to l**d hi nahi hai, aap naukri kaise kar paoge?”
hijda gusse mein aake bola- “kyun doctor sahab, aapko goli chalwani hai ya apni maa bahan bhi ch**dwani hai“