Ek Din Beti Apne Baap Se Boli Beti: “Daddy

Ek din beti apne baap se boli beti: “daddy, main maa banne wali hu” baap: “besaram, kya keh rahi hai tu?” beti: “aap ne hi to kaha tha jab tak me kuch ban nahi jati, aap ‘activa’ nahi dilaoge.“

Ek Din Beti Apne Baap Se Boli Beti: “Daddy

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

ye kis maqam pe lai hai meri tanhai

ये किस मक़ाम पे लाई है मेरी तन्हाई

zara sa qatra kahin aaj agar ubharta hai

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Ek Din Beti Apne Baap Se Boli Beti: “Daddy

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