Ek baar santa aur
pappu park mein bethe the,
pappu ke dimag mein
na jaane kya aaya aur vo santa se bola
pappu: “papa, agar aapko raste mein
jaate hue 1000 rs
aur 500 rs ke note pade mile
to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?”
santa: “abe had hai, 1000 rs wala hi uthaunga”
pappu gusse se: “papa aap to ho hi chutiya,
isiliye log aap par joke maarte hain,
aap dono bhi to utha sakte the”