Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udaas betha tha.
dost aaya pepsi pee kar bola: kyoon udaas hai?
aadmi: aaj to din hi kharaab hai, subah biwi se jhagda ho gaya, raste mein car kharaab, office late, boss ne nokri se nikal diya, ab suicide ke liye pepsi mein zeher milaaya tha. wo bhi tu pi gaya.. :d