Doctor pagal se- ye kya hai?
pagal- ye maine 500 panno ki kitab
likhi hai...
doctr- tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja
ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala,
aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja
jungle pahuch gaya..
doctor- to kaminey!
bich ke 498 panno pe kya likha?
pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.