Cylinder ki lambi line dekh kar pappu gusse me bola: Abhi PM k Pichwade pe laat maar

Cylinder ki lambi line dekh kar pappu gusse me bola: abhi pm k pichwade pe laat maar ke aata hoon. kuccch der baaad wo wapas line mein laga . dost ne puccha -maar aaya…..?? pappu: waha isse bhi lambi line lagi hai

Cylinder ki lambi line dekh kar pappu gusse me bola: Abhi PM k Pichwade pe laat maar

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Cylinder ki lambi line dekh kar pappu gusse me bola: Abhi PM k Pichwade pe laat maar

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