Chor ne dudhwale ko nanga kar ke ped se bandh diya or bhains chura kar le gaya.
subah logo ne dudhwale ko khola to ussne bhains ke bachhade ko khub mara.
logo ne puchha: “arrey, iss be-zuban ko kyo marte ho?”
dudhwala gusse se: “yeh mad****d chaar mahine ka ho gaya par gandu ko ‘sthan’ aur ‘lun’ mein fark nahi malum, sari raat mera lun chus chus ke uska kabada kar diya“ :d