All local trains in Mumbai are running late today

All local trains in mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of a "overweight girl called varsha" just heard an announcement in hindi saying, "bhaari varsha ke karan sabhi gadiyan deri se chal rahi hain."......

All local trains in Mumbai are running late today

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

शोर है चीख़ है सदा है ग़ज़ल

ujlaton mein usne humse kah diya be-fikr hun

उजलतों में उस ने हम से कह दिया बे-फ़िक्र हूँ

umr guzri hai bad-gumani par

उम्र गुज़री है बद-गुमानी पर

All local trains in Mumbai are running late today

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