Adalat mein ek talak ka case aata hai, patni judge se kehti hai.
patni: “ye mujhe bahut chxdta hai, main in ke sath nahi reh sakti”
judge uske pati se puchta hai: “kitni baar chxdte ho ek din mein?”
pati: “raat ko sone se pehle,
phir aadhi raat ko,
phir subah chai se pehle,
phir chai pee ke,
phir breakfast se pehle,
phir breakfast ke baad,
phir office jane se pehle,
phir office se aa ke,
phir lunch karke,
phir sham ko office se aa ke,
phir chai pee ke,
phir dinner se phle aur fir dinner kar ke,
judge: “baap re , itni baar tu bor nahi hota?”
pati: “ji jab bor hota hu tab m*tth maar leta hu“ :d:d