A man got a call from unknown number.
girl: hi, r u single.. ??
man:"yes,
but who r u.. ??
ans:"your wife..
aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..
another call from unknown number..
girl: r u married.. ??
man:"yes, but who r u.. ??
girl: your girlfriend,
u cheat..
man:"sorry baby,
i thought it was my wife..
ans: wife hi hoon kutte,
aaj tu bas ghar aaja.