9 words women use : very funny
1.) fine : this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) five minutes : if she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) nothing : this is the calm before the storm. this means something, andyou should be on your toes. arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) go ahead : this is a dare, not permission. don’t do it!
5.) loud sigh : this is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. a loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) that’s okay : this is one of the most dangerous statements a womancan make to a man. that’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how ‘n when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) thanks : a woman is thanking you,do not question,or faint. just say you’re welcome.
8.) whatever : is a women’s way of saying f*** you!
9.) don’t worry about it, i’ll do it: another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. this will later result in a man asking ‘what’s wrong?’ for the woman’s response refer to #3.then you run!!!