3 boys purposed a girl:
1st boy: main tumhare liye
apni jaan de sakta h0n!
girl: ye to sab kehte hain... :p
2nd boy: main tumhare liye chad,
tare tor k lasakta hon!
girl: chor bhai purana dailouge :d
3rd boy: main tumhain apna facebook
password de sakta h0n...
girl: aankhon main aans0n k sath,
pagal itna chate ho tum mjhe.