Friend: When I woke up this morning SHARE FacebookTwitter Friend: when i woke up this morning, I meditated, did 50 pushups, Drank green tea and went for a 30-minute walk.He: do you know what i did? I woke up and spent an hour just waking up!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke