Early one morning, a mother went
in to wake up her son.
"wake up, son. it's time to
go to school!"
"but why, mom? i don't want to go."
"give me two reasons why you
don't to go."
"well, the kids hate me for one,
and the teachers hate me, too!"
"oh, that's no reason not to go
to school. come on now and get ready."
"give me two reasons why i
should go to school."
"well, for one, you're 52 years
old. and for another, you're
the principal!"