Dad:"Beta Mere Liye 1 Glass Pani Lana SHARE FacebookTwitter Dad:"beta mere liye 1 glass pani lana. . . son:"nahi launga. . . . . . 2nd son:"rehne do dad ye to hai hi batmeez, aap khud lelo, . . aur mere liye bhi 1 glass lete aana..:p :oMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke