Cat: How old are u SHARE FacebookTwitter Cat: how old are u ? . . elephant: 5 yrs. . . cat: “u luk big.. . . elephant: i m a complan boy . . cat: i m 20 yrs elephant: but u luk small . . . . cat: ponds miracle, badhti umar mano tham si jayeMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke