Bus mein jaghe na hone par, ek budhe ne ek ladki ko kaha
uncle: “beta aao meri godh mein beth jao”
ladki: “yeh lo uncle ji”
aur ladki godh mein beth gayi, thodi der baad ladki jhatke se uthi or boli
ladki: “uncle ya toh uss ko bitha lo ya fir mujh ko“ :d