Girl:kya kar rahe ho Boy:makkhiya maar raha hu Girl:kitni maari Boy:3 male 2 female Girl:kaise malum Boy:kyuki 3 daru ki boys vs girls jokes

Girl-friend: “chalo chupan-chupai khelte hain, agar tumne mujhe dhund liya to tum meri le lena aur agar tumne nahi dhunda to main tumhari loongi” boy-friend: “theek hai, lekin ek baat bataao tum meri.......

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Boy: dekho main tumhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0on! girl khush ho k: janu .......

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Girl: how much do u love me? boy: my heart is mobile & u r it’s sim gir.......

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Girl:kya kar rahe ho Boy:makkhiya maar raha hu Girl:kitni maari Boy:3 male 2 female Girl:kaise malum Boy:kyuki 3 daru ki

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

I asked a friend who got married for the second time

The best thing about marriage is whatever your wife tells you about it!

She:- Tu itna acha he fir kya reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi he

“Golden Lines” “Ager koi apko deikh ker darwaze ko band ker deta hai

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya To Sochne Laga Ki Aaj Kya Khaas Kaam Karna Tha

Girl:kya kar rahe ho Boy:makkhiya maar raha hu Girl:kitni maari Boy:3 male 2 female Girl:kaise malum Boy:kyuki 3 daru ki

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