Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say SHARE FacebookTwitter Boy: hey i’ve got two words to say. girl: what? boy: i love u girl: huh.. isn’t that 3 words? boy: no! because (u) and (i) are oneMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke