Boy Friend: “Janu SHARE FacebookTwitter Boy friend: “janu, tum kitne baje so ke uthti ho?” girl friend: “apna koi fix time nahi hai, ja bhi dil kare so jati hun, or jab dil kare uth jati hun” boy friend: “you notty, tumhari sab aadte bilkul mere l**d jaisi hai.“More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke