A blonde was down on her luck.
in order to raise some money,
she decided to kidnap
a kid and hold him for ransom.
she went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,
told him, "ive kidnapped you."
she then wrote a note saying, "
ive kidnapped your kid.
tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag
and put it under the pecan tree
next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
signed, a blonde."
the blonde pinned the note to the kids shirt and sent him home to show it to
his parents.
the next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough,
a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
the blonde opened up the bag
and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "
how could you do this to a fellow blonde?"