BF:” Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho SHARE FacebookTwitter Bf:” tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho . . . . gf:” arz maarti hu.. . . chaha hai jise chahat se zyada . . samja hai jise khud se zyada . . bharosa hai jispe sabse zyada . . tu hi hai woh “haramzada” :p :o :dMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke