Banta- yar mere bap jab Ganga me nahane jata hai toh SHARE FacebookTwitter Banta- yar mere bap jab ganga me nahane jata hai toh, 2 ghante se uthne ka nam hi nehi leta. santa-yar tere bap toh sirf 2 ghanta, aur bap gaya hai toh abhi tak lauta nehi hai.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke