Banta doctor ke pass gaya aur bola
banta : “dr saab, meri shadi ko 3 saal ho gaye hai par meri biwi ko bachha nahi ho raha”
dr: “hmmmm, ok main check karta hun, apni biwi ko ander bulao”
banta ne awaj lagai: “ santa ander aa jao dr saab bula rahe hai “ :p