At a restaurant: Girlfriend: I'll just have a salad SHARE FacebookTwitter At a restaurant: girlfriend: i'll just have a salad. waiter: and for you, sir? boyfriend: i'll be giving her half of my food!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
