At a multiplex: Customer: One veg burger please SHARE FacebookTwitter At a multiplex: customer: one veg burger please. attendant: sir, do you want me to vomit? customer: what? attendant: shall i vomit, sir? 6 seconds of long pause. customer: oh ya ya, please warm it!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke