Army training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: ye hath me kia hai?
sipahi santa: sir ye bandooq hai.
officer: ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!
then officer to a sipahi banta singh: tumhare hathme ye kya hai?
banta: sir, ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!! :d :d