Two men went hunting. one had been an avid hunter; hunting all his life, the other man was a city boy; hunting for the first time. the avid hunter told city boy to sit down and not make a sound. so he did. but when the first man got 100 yards away, he heard a scream. "i thought i told you to be quiet!" he said. "i was when the snake bit me," the man said. "and i was when the bear attacked me. but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'should we eat or take them with us,' i screamed."