A koala is sitting up a eucalypt tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "hey koala ! what are you doing?" the koala says: "smoking a joint, come up and have some." so the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. after a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. but the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. a crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "what's the matter with you?" the little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the eucalypt tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. the crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the eucalypts tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!" so the koala looks down at him and says: "wtffff dude ... how much water did you drink?