An inmate in an asylum proclaimed loudly SHARE FacebookTwitter An inmate in an asylum proclaimed loudly, "I am Mahatma Gandhi!" "How do you know?" asked a fellow inmate. "God told me." A voice from the another room shouted, "I did not!"More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
