Adjutant on morning rounds spots a heap of cow dung outside Commanding Officer's (CO) office. Furious, he calls for the Subedar Adjutant (SA).
Adjutant: SA Sahab Yeh Kya Hai?
SA: Sahab Gobar Hai!
Adjutant: Yeh Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai, Hatao Ise, CO Ne Dekh Liya Toh 'Khaa' Jayega!