A wife was screaming at her husband SHARE FacebookTwitter A wife was screaming at her husband, "leave! get out of this house!" she ordered. as husband was walking out the door she yelled, "i hope you die a slow and painful death!" he stopped, turned around and replied "so now you want me to stay?More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
