A software engineer was smoking SHARE FacebookTwitter A software engineer was smoking. a lady standing nearby said to him can't you see the warning, smoking is injurious to health..! . . . . . he replied "we are bothered only about errors, not warnings !!"More SHARE FacebookTwitter
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