A lion walked into a bar and demanded a beer. but the bartender said, "i'm sorry, sir, we don't serve lions." then the lion said, "give me a beer, you stupid idiot." and the bartender said, "i'm sorry, we don't serve rude lions." then the lion shouted, "give me a beer, you stupid idiot." and the bartender said, "i'm sorry, we don't serve rude, angry lions." then the lion said, "ok, if you don't give me a beer, i'm going to eat that girl over there." but the bartender said, "go ahead. i'm still not going to serve you." so the lion went over and ate the girl. then he came back and said, "right, you idiot, now give me a beer." but the bartender said, "i'm sorry, we don't serve rude, angry lions that are on drugs." the lion said, "hey! i'm not on drugs!" "well," said the bartender, "you are now. that was a bar junkie you ate."