A guy brings a Alpaca home SHARE FacebookTwitter A guy brings a alpaca home , tells his wife it's a pet. she asks , "where are you going to keep it?" he replies , "in the bedroom." "but what about that horrible nasty smell?' , she asks. "i got used to you , i'm sure he will too!"More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
