Ek aadmi ki biwi 3 din se beemar thhi, bechara tension mein thha ghar se dawayi lene ke liye nikla to baarish shuru ho gayi, tension aur bad gayi baarish ruki to jaisi hi ghar se nikla to bike puncture ho gayi, bechara fir tension mein bike ko puncture lagvaya to thodi door jane ke baad ek aurat ne use awaj di, usko tension hui ki ye kon hai jisne awaj lagayi usne aurat se pucha to usne bataya ki vo pregnant hai usko hospital le jao, bechara aur tension mein aa gaya fir bhi insaniyat ke nate usne uski help ki aur hospital le gaya, pata chala doctor abhi nahi aya, bechare ki tension aur bad gayi doctor jab aya to usne operation karne se mana kar diya ki iske pati ko lao, aadmi ko aur tension ho gayi par usne apna faraz nibhate hue kaha ki main hi iska pati hun, ab tension ye thhi ki bachha hoga bhi nahi doctor ne usko aake kaha ki ladka hua hai, ab vo jaisi hi jane laga to aurat ne awaj de ke kaha patidev kaha ja rahe ho. sun ke tension extreme ho gayi usne kaha ki maine to operation ho jaye isliye kaha tha ki pati hun, par aurat ne kaha ki yahi mera pati hai, tension se sir fatne ko ho gaya usne kaha ki doctor mera test kar lo, doctor ne test kiya to pata chala ki vo to baap hi nahi ban sakta tha, ye sochkar uski tension hadd se jyada badd gayi jaisi hi bahar aya to socha ki ghar mein jo do bache hai fir vo kiske hai, bas is tension se vo vahi behosDbeH ho gaya so dosto aaj ke time jidhar bhi jao tensions hi tensions hai, so jara dhayan se jiyo
One day a boy askeD his girlfriend 2 marry her. the gal gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only them she will marry him. no communication was there for 24hours. the boy dont know that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 hrs the boy went to the gals house holding a ring. he was shocked to know that she was dead. she left a letter for him saying, ”u did it and u can be with out me. do it everyday my love… miss you….!”
A boy and a girl loved each other very much. unfortunately the girl died..:( boy was upset so much; and he couldn't stop his tears. he kept on crying day and night. many people gave sympathy, but no argument could stop his tears. one night he slept and had a dream; he saw the girl in heaven with so many girls of her age. he felt relax.. but he noticed that every girl was in fa75aIry dress; and had a lightened candle in their hands, but his gf had a candle which was not lightened..! he asked her: "y ur candle is not lightened?" she said: "whenever i enlighten my candle; ur tears fall on it..please stop crying
Story by a boy: ek time meri girlfrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, me ghar paucha or bell bajai, uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, wo bahut sundar thi, muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. mai akeli hu,mai muskraya or, apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, to uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or, meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, hum ko rishta manzur he. ab mai kya batau? ke mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...
Beautiful story….. a very poor man lived with his wife… one day, his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed… the man felt very sorry and said, “no” he explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had just broken… she did not insist on her request.. the man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife… he came home in the even1000Ing with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife… he was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut.. she had sold her hair and was holding a new watch band.. tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions.., but, for the reciprocity of their love… moral: to love is nothing, to be loved is something but to love and to be loved by the one you love, that is everything… never take love for granted…
Power of charisma a turkey was chatting with a bull “i would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but i haven’t got the energy.” “well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “they’re packed with nutrients.” the turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. the next day, after eating some moredung, he reached the second branch. finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at th151E top of thetree. soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. moral of the story: bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
A true love story: ek ladki jo andhi thi, sabhi usse nafrat karte the siwaye uske boyfriend ke, wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehti main dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti, ek din acha1d6Nak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi, ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha to usne dekha wo bhi andha tha, boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to ladki ne saaf mana kar diya, ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko 1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya, usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(
At a zoo, a gorilla has just died of old age just before they open for business. the gorilla is the only one present at the zoo since they don’t make enough to buy more.Though, the gorilla is the zoo’s most popular attraction by a long distance, so they cannot do without it for a day. the zoo owner then asks one of his staff to put on a gorilla costume they have in store for an additional $150 per day if he agrees to go to the gorilla cage and act as if he is the gorilla pending the time they can purchase a new gorilla.The staff agrees to pretend to be the gorilla, and without much ado, the new "gorilla" turns out to be the most popular trend at the zoo. folks from all over are coming to see the gorilla.Just about a month in, the “human-like” gorilla starts to be less popular. so, to get peoples' attention back, he resolves to climb over his cage and hang down from the net ceiling just above the lion’s lair beside the gorilla. in the blink of an eye, a large crowd of people gathers viewing the display in admiration and fear. all of a sudden the man loses his grasp and falls to the floor of the lion's lair. the man begins to scream "help!!" suddenly a lion jumped on him from behind and said to him quietly, "shut the fuck up at once, or you are going to get us both sacked."
Santa ko ek baar raste mein jaate hue ek chirag mila usne socha ki kya pata ismein koi jinn hi ho jo meri koi murad puri kar de usne jaisi hi usko ragda, ek dum se safed dhua nikla aur ek jinn parkat hua. jinn: “hukam mere aaka?” santa bada khush hua aur bola santa: “jinn, kuch aisa kar do ki mera lund zameen ko touch kare” jinn ne santa ki dono taangein hi kaat di".:d:d
Santa ko ek tourist angrej mila jiska naam jack thha, jack: “please teach me hindi” santa khush hoke: “ok, sure” jack: “what is the meaning of cheater?” santa: “bahan ka l#nd” jack: “meaning of straight person” santa: “g##ndu” jack: “meaning of clever person” santa: “bh#sri ka” jack: “you are making me fool.” santa: “ch#tia kyu bana raha hai.” jack: “something happned wrong with me” santa: “lag gaye l#de” jack: “don’t disturb me” santa: “g##nd mein ungli mat kar” jack: “go to hell” santa: “apni maa ch#da” jack: “it is nothing” santa: “teri maa ki ch##t / or ghanta” to dosto is tarha santa ne bechare jack ki indirectly maa bahan ek kar di, aur usko bata diya ki hum hindistani bhi kam nahi hai…:/:d:d
Ek aurat ka pati marr gaya, pati ko mare hue 2 saal ho gaye the, bechari ki ch*th mein aag lagi rehti thi. kabhi ungli ghusaati toh kabhi mooli , par ch*th ki aag nahin bhujh paati thi. ek saheli ko apna dard bataya toh saheli use sadhu baba ke paas le gayi. baba ne ek l*nd prakat kiya aur ush aurat ko de diya. aur kaha jab bhi mann kare l*nd ko haath mein leke bolna ” yeh kya hai ? ” bas l*nd activate ho jaayega aur teri c h*t ki aag bhujha diya karega. bas phir kya tha , aurat daudi daudi ghar gayi. darwaja band kiya aur lu*d haath mein leke boli ” yeh kya hai? ” . l*nd activate hua aur 2 feet lumba tann gaya. uski ch*th ka chittorgarh bana diya. aurat toh maare khusi ke naachne lagi. roz subah-shaam darwaja band karti aur l*nd haath mein leke bolti “yeh kya hai ” aur l*nd use poore maze deta. uski ek beti thi, use shak hua ki maa roz darwaja band karke kya karti hai, keyhole se jhaanka toh dekha maa almari mein kuchh rakh rahi thi. maa ke jaate hi beti ne almari kholi aur l*ndd haath mein leke boli ” yeh kya hai ? “ lu*d ne jaisi hi suna beti ki ch*th mein ghush gaya, beti bhi roz maze lene legi . maa ko shak hua ki beti kya karti hai darwaja band karke, keyhole se jhaanka toh dekha beti ne makhan baba wala l*ndd apni ch*t mein ghusa rakha tha. maa rone lagi, sochne lagi ki yeh maine kya kar diya. agle hi din sadhu baba ke paas gayi aur boli, baba ise password protected bana do. sadhu baba dhyan mein magan the, aankhein band thi. bole kya protected karna hai, maa boli “yeh jo aapne diya tha baba “ baaba ne kaha mere haath par rakh do , maa ne lu*d makhan baba ke haath par rakh diya. sadhu baba dhyan mein magan the, aankhein band thi. makhan baba bole ” yeh kya hai ? “:d:d
Punjabi banda usa mein rahta tha aur vaha usne ek tota khairda hua thha. tota roj subha utth ke bolta tha: “wake up sir, you have to go to work” bandey ko kisi vajah se punjab mein vapis aana pada, aur vo tote ko bhi apne sath le aya ab uska tota ye bolta hai tota: “utth oye fuddi deya, aaj bund marwan nahi jana” (in hindi: “uth sale gaandu, aaj tune gand marwane nahi jana“)