Health, Dieting and Exercise Messages

My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat!

I am so lazy that I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day!

Diet Tip:
If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel!

They say it's very easy to lose something but it's been 3 months and I haven't lost a pound!

Not to brag, but after 3 years in the gym, I have abs like a shredded bag of cottage cheese!

There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste as good as you expected!

Aggar Aap Roj 2 Glass Lauki Ka Juice Piyenge Toh Na Kewal Aapka Weight Kam Hoga, Aapki Jeene Ki Ichha Bhi Kam Ho Jayegi!

Important dieting tip:
avoid things that make you fat like...
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weighing scales, mirrors and photographs!

I decided to buy a piano instead of a treadmill. it gives me a bigger place to pile the laundry!

Why don't some couples go to the gym?
because some relationships don't work out!

#stayathome tip:
we all need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator!

Slim people are very badtameez,
kyonki unke paas 'tummies' naam ki cheez nahi hoti!