Health, Dieting and Exercise Messages

I don't know how am I supposed to lose weight when the best part of life is food!

"Stressed" backward is "Desserts" so chill and have that cupcake!

Yes, I do have feelings!
Last night, I dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and I just stared and cried for 10 minutes!

I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now!

Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress!

I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there!

The body is 70% water... So cool, I am not fat I am just flooded!

I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs!

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!

I'm not like other girls... I know what I want for dinner. I've been thinking about it since we finished lunch!

Nothing in my life ever works out, so why should I?

If I overcook all my food, will I lose weight since I already burnt the calories?