Health, Dieting and Exercise Messages

Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.
Me: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!

People who enjoy life to the hilt, rarely have a flat stomach!

Listen Honey,
The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body by Lindt Chocolate!

No matter how much I eat, there is always room for dessert.
Dessert doesn't go to the stomach, it goes to the heart!

Today I ran about 4 KM in just 15 minutes in the morning...
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Why don't people chain their large size dogs?

Long distance relationships are like fat people... most of them don't workout!

Humans are funny creatures.
They invent machines to skip efforts and then invent gyms to make up for the efforts they skipped!!

How to get a flat tummy in 2 seconds?
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Lie down!

Diet Tip:
Eat food from other people's plates.
It's their calories, so they don't count!

Doctor: Aap Ka Vajan Bahut Badh Raha Hai, Khaane Pe Dhayan Do.
Patient: Khaane Pe Hi Poora Dhayan Deta Hun, Tabhi Toh Vajan Badh Geya Hai!

I don't know why pizza always smells better when it's not your pizza!

People who enjoy life, rarely have a flat stomach!