Long distance relationships are like fat people

Important dieting tip:
avoid things that make you fat like...
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I decided to buy a piano instead of a treadmill........

Why don't some couples go to the gym?
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#stayathome tip:
we all need to practi.......

Slim people are very badtameez,
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During these difficult times, it would be smart to put on jeans once in a while to make .......