A woman is like a 'Shadow'. When you walk from behind she runs away, and when you run from her she follows you behind!
Ladies always crib that the Photograph they take of their husband's is always more flattering than the ones he takes of her. Hence, they invented 'Selfie'!
A girl uploaded an album titled "Bhaiya's Wedding" on Facebook and it has 63 pictures, just selfies. Bhaiya is nowhere to be seen!
Some idiots say that behind every successful man there will be woman. But nobody knows the fact that most women choose only successful men!
New Interpretation: Ladies feel a sense of relief when they see their maid in the morning, that is why she is called... 'Calm Wali'!
If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth because... . . . . . . . . Chances are she's asking you as she already knows it!
Women are like police, they can have all the evidences in the world but they still want a 'Confession'!
If someone tells you that you have enough clothes, you don't need to buy more... . . . . . . Stop talking to them you don't need that kind of negativity around you!