What women want? Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
Guys have a false notion in their mind that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Come on guys, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!
Nail polish on my fingernails: Chips off when I sneeze. Nail polish on my toenails: Would even survive a Nuclear War!
If a man expects a woman to be an angel in his life, he must first create heaven for her. Angels don't live in Hell!
The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with Barbie and the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one!
Money only impresses lazy girls. When a woman works hard, a man with money is a bonus - not a ladder to upgrade!