Women Messages

Be scared of girls who aren't scared of cockroaches!

A lot of women turn into good drivers...
So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!

If women could read minds,
Every second man will get slapped!

A woman can be happy with any woman as long as she is not prettier than her!

Women's styles may change, but their rules remain the same!

Time waits for no man...
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Time is obviously a woman!

Women are less dangerous when they have wet nails!

Most dangerous thing in the world:
New car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!

Ladies never make mistakes...
They date them!

Real women don't care about romantic cliches...
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Just take her shopping!

Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut!

Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot!