What is the similarity between Women and Alcohol? They both have amazing qualities of giving pleasure at night and a headache in the morning !
A woman may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided and even downright foolish... but she is never ever wrong!
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset!
Women say that men should come with instructions... what's the point? Have you ever seen a woman actually read the instructions?
Hard life for women: Men will not be nice to you if you are not good looking... and women will not be nice to you if you are!
When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!
What women want? Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
Women are complex creatures: If you praise her, she thinks you are lying; And if you don't, you are good for nothing!