Public toilet me baithe aadmi ko sath baithe toilet wale ki awaz ayi kya haal hai yar wo ghabra kar bola fine thik hu phir awaz ayi kya kr rhe ho usne kaha kuch nai tumhari tarah baitha hua hu phir awaz ayi mai abi aa jau tumhare pass kya aadmi ghabra kar na na na mai abi busy hu than awaz ayi yar mai baad me call krta hu pta nai kaun kamina dusre toilet se meri har baat ka jawab de rha hai...
“sad story” 1 larka raat k 3baje sarak se guzer raha tha k us se ik aurat ne lift mangi usne usy bitha liya, wo bike chalane laga usne thora agge ja kar pichey aurat ko dekha to wo ek churail thi wo dar gaya. usne bachpan main sun rakha tha k koi churail nazar ae to apne kapre utar do usne bike roki or foran kapre utar diye. phir phir kiya churail ne hans kr apne mou se mask utara andar “gul khan” tha. bus phir dagha rora pista wai wai. :-d
**budha budhi ki kahani** 1 budha aya 7 me 1 budhiya ko laya hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya 2nu ne apna-apna order mangaya pehle budhe ne khaya budhiya ne pankha hilaya fir budhiya ne khaya budhe ne pankha hilaya ye dekh k waitr sharmaya or usne farmaya ai laila majnu k maa baap tm dono me itna pyar ha to khana 1 sath q ni khaya? is par budhe ne farmaya beta tera sawal to nek ha par humare pas danto ka set sirf 1 ha.;-)
***subha bakhair.*** **_story_** 1 naik admi jis ki adat thi k wo rastay me milne wale har shakhs ko salam krta tha. par 1 shakhs us k salam ka jwab daine k bajaye usay galiyan deta. phir b wo naik insan har roz salam karta. 1 din usay kisi ne pocha k: wo shakhs har roz apko bura bhala kehta hai tum phir b usay salam q kartay ho? us naik insan ne jwab dia: uski beti se meri setting hai yar. moral: har msg islami nhi hota.. ghor se prhne ka shukria ;-) :-d :-d :-d .
“love story” 1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia larky ne kaha tum 100 din k andar mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi or larka din rat barish main dhoop main us k ghar k samne khara raha 99th din larki ko waqae larky ki muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz mila jis par likha tha . . tere chakkr vich teri behan set ho gyi ay sorry baji… :-) ;-) :-d
A sweet story 1 larkay ne marne k 3 mint pehle 2 msg kiye. 1 girlfrnd ko. 2 dost ko. “me ja raha hun reply fast” aur 1st girlfrnd ka aya. “tum kahan ja rahe ho,i m busy baad me mileng” 2nd msg dost ka aya. “aby kamine akele kaha ja rha ha ruk men b ata hon” ye parhkar wo larka muskraya or bola aaj phir piyar dosti se har gaya.
Sad stori 1 larki 1 larka 1 dosry se boht pyar krty thy. larka hmesha kehta tha k “mera dil tmare pas he” or me tmare bina nae reh skata.. 1 din larka kehta ha k mere ghr waly meri shadi kahen or krny chahty hen.. or me un k against nae ja skta.. shadi k bd meri wife ki wja se tmhy time nahe dy skta sorry… larki agree ho jati ha. nxt day larky ki kisi or se shadi ho jati ha. shadi k bd larky k pas 1 gift ata ha. jse dekh k larka boht rota ha. or behosh ho jata ha… gft me 1 kanch ka jar tha jsme larki ka khoon bhara dil rkha tha or 1 kagz me likha tha “ary pagal apna dil to lety jao…
Pareshaan thi pappu ki wife non-happening thi jo uski life pappu ko na milta tha aaram office main karta kaam hi kaam pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool promotion ko har baar jate the bhul par bhulte nahi the wo deadline kaam to karwate the roz till nine pappu bhi banna chata tha best isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest din raat karta wo boss ki gulami appraisal ke ummid main deta salami din guzre aur guzre fir saal bura hota gaya pappu ka haal pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha galti se biwi ko behenji kehta tha aakhir ek din pappu ko samjh aaya aur **** di usne appraisal ki moh maya boss se bola, “tum kyon satate ho ?” “appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho” “promotion do warna chala jaunga” “appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga” boss haans ke bola “nahi koi baat” “abhi aur bhi pappus hai mere paas” “yeh duniya pappuon se bhari hai” “sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai” “tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga” “tumhari tarah ek aur pappu banaunga”
Must read this story showed that father is d 1st man, who love her daughter more than himself… one day an 11 year old girl asked her daddy, “what are you going to get me for my 15th birthday?” the father replied, “there is much time left.” when the girl was 14 she fainted and was rushed to the hospital. the doctor came out and told her dad she had a bad heart & she is probably gonna die… when she was lying in the hospital bed she said “daddy… have they told you i am going to die ?” the father replied; “no you will live” as he left weeping. she said “how can you be sure.” he turned around from the door and said “i know.” she turns 15 when she is recovering and comes home to find a letter on her bed. it says ; “my dearest daughter, if you are reading this it means all went well as i told you. one day you asked me what i was giving you for your 15th birthday, i didn’t know then but now my present to you is my heart.” her father donated his heart … ! ‘blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father’ i love my dad … ♥ ♥ do you … ?
A boy & a girl loved each other very much…. unfortunately the boy died……… girl was upset too much & she couldn’t stop her tears…. she kept on crying every day………. many people gave sympathy but no argument could stop her tears………… one night she slept & had a dream………. she saw the guy in heaven with so many guys of his age……. he felt relaxed……. but she noticed that every guy was in fairy dress…… & had a lightened candle in their hand…….. but her guy had a candle which was not lightened…….. she asked him:;”why your candle is not lightened?”…… he said:-”whenever i lighten my candle my candle your tears falls on it” please don’t cry for whom you really love” “because they dont want you too”♥
♥ ♥ girl : i saw him again today i tried smiling at him, but he just looked away i regret doing everything i did to hurt him ……i know he wouldn’t want me now he’s the only thing on my mind i was stupid and naive, it shouldn’t have ended i wish i could tell him: how much i need him ♥ ♥ ♥ boy : i saw her again today she looks so happy it hurts to know that i use to call her mine i wish i still could call her mine she’s all i ever think about i know it shouldn’t have ended this way i wish she knew: how much i miss her♥ …
~ common love story ~ ” last year, he said hi to her [ every time ] they saw each other in the hallway. this year it’s a quick glance at each other and then she turns away, pretending to have a [ g r e a t t i m e ] with her friends, while her heart sinks to her stomach from missing him. he spots a girl to talk to to make her [ j e a l o u s ] even though he can’t stop looking back to see if she’s watching. while they both walk to their next class, they each secretly regret it all … ♥