A 24 year boy seeing out from the train window, shouted, . "dad, look the trees are going behind!" dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old`s child's behaviour with pity. suddenly he again exclaimed "dad, look the clouds are running with us!" the couple could`nt resist and said to the old man, "why dont you take ur son 2 a good doctor?" old man smiled and said "i did & we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today" :) its the happiest day of his life ? moral - think before u speak. many times things wont be the same dat u see :)
A simple cute girl short story: today, my boyfriend came over and met my parents. then he left, and my dad told me that my boyfriend loved me. i smiled and asked, how do u know? he said, because he looks at u the same way i looked at your mother..
A simple cute short story: today, my boyfriend came over and met my parents. then he left, and my dad told me that my boyfriend loves me. i smiled and asked, "how do u know?" he said, because he looks at u the same way i looked at your mother.
Once a boy and a girl decided to write down whatever they wanted to change in each other.. boy eyes filled with tears after reading 7 pages the girl has written.. girl eyes were filled after reading one line the boy has written "i just want to change your surname to mine".. respect the one who loves you because it is hard to live with your shadows..
How much can someone care.? a man suffering from brain tumor died.. his wife opened his cupboard and found some tablets with letter.. take them dear, u catch cold easily when u cry..!
A sad lov story 1 student ko apni classmate se pyar ho gaya ladke ne use prapose kiya, lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya or teacher ko uski complain kardi teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta or 1week k liye class se nikal diya jab 1week baad ladka wapas class me gaya to ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya ladki ne us ladke ki book me likha: i m sorry&i love you too ladke ne koi response nhi diya, isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye moral :- bewkoof ladki itna bhi nahi samajti k ladke kabhi books nahi kholte hai…
The obedient wife’ there was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money. he was a real miser when it came to his money. (yus) just before he died, he said to his wife… ‘when i die, i want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. i want to take my money to the afterlife with me.’ and so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart. he died soon. he was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there,dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. when they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket. the obedient wife said, ‘wait just a moment!’ she had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. then her friend said, ‘girl, i know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.’ the loyal wife replied, ‘listen, i’m a muslim i cannot go back on my word. i promised him.’ ‘you mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?’ ‘i sure did,’ said the loyal wife. ‘i got all the money together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque…. i put the cheque in the casket.now it is upto him to encash the cheque.’ “if he can cash it, then he can spend it.”
The teacher puts 2x + 5x2/-8=21a on the board and tells me. " solve the problem " i get up, and erase the board " problem solved :-pp " oh my god em so intellgent :
Story by a boy: ek time meri girlfrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, me ghar paucha or bell bajai, uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, wo bahut sundar thi, muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. mai akeli hu,mai muskraya or, apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, to uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or, meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, hum ko rishta manzur he. ab mai kya batau? ke mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...
A man’s sad story:-( last thursday was my birthday my wife & kids didn't wish me i went 2 work,my friends didn't i entered my cabin my p.a said happy birthday boss i felt special she asked me 4 lunch after lunch she invited me 2her apartment there she said do u mind if i go into bedroom 4a min ok i said nervously she came out few mind later wit a large cake followed by my wife,kids,friends & i was sitting der naked !!!
A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at microsoft. the hr manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. ‘you are employed’ he said. give me your e-mail address and i’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. the man replied ‘but i don’t have a computer, neither an email’. ‘i’m sorry’, said the hr manager. if you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. and who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.’ the man left with no hope at all. he didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. he then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10kg tomato crate. he then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. in less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. he repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. the man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the us. he started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance. he called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. when the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. the man replied,’i don’t have an email.’ the broker answered curiously, ‘you don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!’ the man thought for a while and replied, ‘yes, i’d be an office boy at microsoft!’
“real heart touching story” a b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his girlfriend. next day he asked about the gift . b0y: hows the bird?? . . . . . girl: very tasty uffffff ye zalim girls…..