A punjabi woman in london talking in english to a doctor about her sick child: my kaka is ill ek week da, na eat da, na sleep da, bas weep da te cheek da, nale nak vi leak da!
Fakir: koi baba nu roti khawa do baba chawal vi kha lena baba icecream vi kha lenda baba burger vi kha lenda baba sandwich vi kha lenda lady: baba juttiyan vi kha lenda ke nahin? fakir: na puttar, sakht cheez di manai hai...!
Enjoy the finest of punjabi poetry: once there was a crow; chandigarh vich baitha si oh. usne peg laye si do; o talli geya si ho. ik chiri rahi si ro; crow ne ched ditti oh. utto aa geya chiri da peo; chiri de peo ne phir kuttya crow. crow sharminda geya si ho; hun chiri nu bhain kehnda oh!
Santa used to go daily to a meat shop: boneless meat deo... kutte vaaste. then one day he came - bones wala deo. the butcher asked: ajj dog nu bones vi deoge? santa: nahi, ajj assi khaana!
Yaar main ik kudi di fake id to kisi kudi naal gall karda hunda si, mainu usde naal pyaar ho geya. fir ik din main usnu daseya ki main munda haan, usda reply aaya ki oh vi munda hai. yaar lok eddan kyon karde aa!
T.t.: ticket dikhao. santa: aa lo ji. t.t.: eh ta purani ticket hai. santa: te train kehda tere peyo ne hune showroom to kadwai aa!
Professor: je koi munda girls hostel di taraf geya ta pehli vaar rs.100 fine, duji vaar 200 te tiji vaar 500 fine lagguga. pappu: sir ji, pass kine da banuga?