Chhote hunde ghar wale kehnde hunde si 'bahar bau' hai. ajj pata laga bahar sachhi bau hai! #coronavirus #stayathome
Punjabis were the first community to give the slogan #blacklivesmatter long back. "kala shah kala. mera kala hai sardar, goreyan nu dafa karo"!
Santa: jeeto darling, ajj barsaat da din hai... koi eho jehi romantic gall kar ki mere dono pair zameen te na laggan. jeeto: moya faansi laa le!
Baari barsi khattan geya si; baari barsi khattan geya si; maa ne khichh ke maari chandd; jacket paa kuteya, bahar kinni thandd!
Lo bhai dosto, t-shirts nu karo maaf; geyser nu kar lo saaf, rajayia nu chara lo glaaf; jacketan te kotiyan wali kholo paand; mere walo sareya nu happy thand!
This is for all punjabis. chai wala: chai mein adrak daal dun? punjabi: haan. chai wala: elaichi? punjabi: haan. chai wala: laung? punjabi: haan. chai wala: daalcheeni? punjabi: haan... oye kanjara agar inni mehnat kar hi reha hai ta phir chicken hi bana lai!
Je kite sidhu moosewala nu corona ho geya ta usne nava gaana kadh dena... jatt nu bimari jehri bombay wale lambu nu! #sidhumoosewala #amitabhbachchan