Dada: Puttar Andarun, Mere Dand Tain Zara Le Aa. Pota: Par Daddu, Ajje Roti Tain bani Nahin. Dada: Oye! Roti Nu Maar Goli, Main Tain Sirf Saamne Waali Buddhi Nu Smile Deni Hai!
Kissi Ne Mainu Pucheya - Whatsapp Group Ki Hunda Hai? Main Keha, "WhatsApp Group Railgaddi De Uss Bhare Hoye General Dabbe Di Tarah Hunda Hai Jiss Vich 'Padd' Koi Vi Maare Sunghna Sare Dabbe Nu Painda Hai!"
Arrange Marriage means that you are walking and suddenly a snake bites; But Love Marriage means you go to the snake, and say "Ley Wadd Ley". Hunn Wadd Vi!
Punjabi Girl to her Bengali boyfriend in College: Main Kidan Lag Rahi Hain? Bengali Boyfriend: Bhalo! Girl: Aur Tu Bandar. Kutte... Kamine... Dafa Ho Ja!
Main Petrol Pump Aley Nu Keha 20 Da Tel Payi, Yaar. . . . . . Saala Aggo Kenda - 10 Hor Dedo Pump Ch Hissa Pva Dene Aa !
When I Whatsapp and you read, we both think of each other. Do you know what that means? It means... . . . . . . Tussi vi Vehle te Assi vi Vehle!
Me: nobody tells me what to do. my punjabi mom: main shittar bade maarne hai, so ja chup kar ke. me: hanji mummy, saun hi laga si!